Posted 1 day ago

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

(Source: prixcum)

Posted 4 days ago

hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

Posted 1 week ago
  1. friend: you have great music taste!
  2. me: thnks fr th cmplmnt
Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

Citywide rodeo, you set on the stage
Where all the clowns will go when they feel their age

I know that you think you’re not good for anything
The world makes you feel so small
Get on your wooden horse
This is a ride, not a fight
No need to save face, say goodnight, Grace
“Good night, Grace.”

Posted 1 week ago

corinnestark:

sharipep:

Marge is such a great mom

She gets it. 

(Source: sandandglass)

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

studip:

can’t believe George Washington created the earth this day 2014 years ago

What an idiot.

Posted 1 week ago

beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

Seriously? Naked on a closet!?

(Source: harrywantsababy)

Posted 1 week ago

Norman: “Dude whats wrong with you? That was my slice of pizza.!”

Me: “Sorry I didn’t saw the label on it”

My sis: “oh shit better run out of here!”